The Opening of Parliament
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sevendeadlyfunSo, I'm watching the opening of Parliament over on YouTube because as an American, I am both fascinated and repelled by pomp and circumstance. An American poet, Elinor Wylie wrote Down to the marrow of my Puritan bones/There's something in this richness that I hate. and I never feel my American identity more then when I'm watching monarchical displays because, like Elinor Wylie, it is the spartan that I prefer.
But I am an American and that's like being British twice removed. So I watch because this is part of my cultural history and yet so far removed that it is as alien as the cultural practices of Mongols or Bedouins.
That said...
Few things:
1.) Why even have a House of Lords? From what I can tell (in my admittedly scant reading), they don't do much, have little government oversight, and aren't even made up of actual Lords anymore? What up, pookies?
2.) The Queen looks terribly frail these days. She almost reminds me of my grandmother (albeit with more bling), so stooped and shrunken by time. Helen Mirren deceived me with her fantastic Elizabeth and I'd like a refund (and Helen Mirren in a bikini, please).
3.) Christopher Eccleston is a much hotter Norfolk than the actual Norfolk and again, I'd like a refund (and Helen Mirren in a bikini.)
4.) Srsly, Britain? Stop calling the Electoral College complicated. Just reading about your government has exhausted me. I can't imagine actually trying to vote for your MPs and the Queen doesn't have power, but she does? Look. This is me. Exhausted. Send Helen Mirren in a bikini (and Chris Eccleston in a bikini, while I'm at it).
5.) There's door slamming? Is this the ceremonial "Na-nah, you're not the boss of me"? Britain, I LOVE YOU. SEND HELEN MIRREN AND CHRIS ECCLESTON (in bikinis) SO THAT I MAY SHOW MY LOVE. XOXO
But I am an American and that's like being British twice removed. So I watch because this is part of my cultural history and yet so far removed that it is as alien as the cultural practices of Mongols or Bedouins.
That said...
Few things:
1.) Why even have a House of Lords? From what I can tell (in my admittedly scant reading), they don't do much, have little government oversight, and aren't even made up of actual Lords anymore? What up, pookies?
2.) The Queen looks terribly frail these days. She almost reminds me of my grandmother (albeit with more bling), so stooped and shrunken by time. Helen Mirren deceived me with her fantastic Elizabeth and I'd like a refund (and Helen Mirren in a bikini, please).
3.) Christopher Eccleston is a much hotter Norfolk than the actual Norfolk and again, I'd like a refund (and Helen Mirren in a bikini.)
4.) Srsly, Britain? Stop calling the Electoral College complicated. Just reading about your government has exhausted me. I can't imagine actually trying to vote for your MPs and the Queen doesn't have power, but she does? Look. This is me. Exhausted. Send Helen Mirren in a bikini (and Chris Eccleston in a bikini, while I'm at it).
5.) There's door slamming? Is this the ceremonial "Na-nah, you're not the boss of me"? Britain, I LOVE YOU. SEND HELEN MIRREN AND CHRIS ECCLESTON (in bikinis) SO THAT I MAY SHOW MY LOVE. XOXO
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on 2008-12-04 05:22 am (UTC)My husband has a huge crush on her too; I told him a long time ago that if he ended up cheating on me, as long as she was over 60 I was okay with it. So now all he talks about are H.M. and Judy Dench. Oh, and Tina Turner.
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on 2008-12-05 08:55 am (UTC)I'm gonna have Arianna ban her in the morning and send her a fuck off notice too. I'm even thinking about pm'ing every member of feedmykink that she's friended and recommend they ban her just in case they missed the post.