I'm A Ho

[sevendeadlyfun]

So, I did it. I totally ho'd myself out. Sweet Charity is by far one of the best ideas in fandom and I'm thrilled to be participating. This go-round, all proceeds will benefit Invisible Children, a relief organization that aids and supports the children tragically victimized by the Ugandan war.


To support this, I'm offering one (1) BtVS/AtS fic, any pairing and (almost) any genre. Yes, even Spuffy. No, not fluffy romance. Because I, like Angel, have a no happiness clause.

However, a 1000+ word fic written just for you is nothing to sneeze at! And if I'm not your fancy (and why not??), there are tons of other great authors and artists to choose from. You can find the details here. Just look for my name and bid, bid, bid!

Comments

[clawofcat.livejournal.com]

Oh God. You don't know how tempted I am to bid just so I can claim I "purchased your services." Of course my pairing of choice would be D'Hoffryn and the Mayor. Was that it? *g*

*squish*

It's also comforting to see our economy rapidly descending into the shitter. Lets all pool our resources and creative one those experimental communities in the boonies for fic writers. How long do you think it might last before all the anonymous sex and wank drove everyone insane?

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

D'Hoffryn/The Master, thankyouveddymuch and I already have the banner for it (http://community.livejournal.com/still_grrr/462539.html). Don't think I can't (or won't, for that matter!). And if you purchase my services, baby, I'll totes make it worth your while. *Rowr*

And a fandom commune? Depends on the fandom. The Buffy fandom could go for about a month before we spiraled into destructive wankiness. SPN? 3 and 1/2 hours precisely. They are the wankiest effing fandom. Actually, no. I take that back. The HP fandom is the wankiest fandom ever because their commune wouldn't even get up and running. They'd wank themselves stupid just building the darn ashram.

But we don't need them for the Anonymous Sex and Wank Fest. We can do it ourselves...hehe!