Random Unqualified Statements

[sevendeadlyfun]

1.) Let me say here, now, and for the record: I do not like Torchwood. The pacing sucks, the cinematography is terrible, and two of the main character are such blatant self-inserts it's a wonder they aren't just named Mary Sue and Gary Stu outright. Torchwood is proof that while The Beeb is television for smart people, it is not television for people who enjoy coherent television. So I don't like Torchwood.

2.) But I am John Barrowman's heteronormative bitch anytime he fucking decides to call. Holy Hell! That man has so much charisma, I swear he leaks it...just a little slime trail of charisma flowing in his wake. Put him and James Marsters together on screen and I become a quivering puddle of estrogen. It's embarrassing actually. So if JB wants to be straight on the downlow? I am so there.

3.) Remember how I said I don't like Torchwood? I don't and yet I can't stop watching it. I went out and bought Season 1 just so I could look at John Barrowman whenever I want. I am a sad, sad little girl.

Comments

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

My god, am I the only woman that does not find JB attractive in any way? Though I will admit to watching TW when James Marsters is on. Now that is the man of my dreams. *g*

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

I think you might be. My God! How are you immune to his nefarious powers?? Seriously, my brother and I were agonizing about this today.

"I watch it. Do you?"

"Yes. It's the worst show ever."

"I know! But I can't stop."

"Me either!"

When my husband called, I told him I bought season one of Torchwood and he said I should probably take up smoking again. It's less hazardous than Torchwood. Smoking will only give me cancer. Torchwood has clearly infected my brain.

For reals, though. I am his hetero slut any day of the freaking week. It's so. damn. sad. :P

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

For reals, though. I am his hetero slut any day of the freaking week. It's so. damn. sad. :P

You and all of my Firefly flisters, swear to god. I saw a picture of him with his shirt off, and his ab muscles freaked me out, seriously. *shudders*

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

It's a disease. So far as I know, John Barrowman obsession has no known cure. Which is just wrong. There should be a telethon or something.

Now, my James Marsters obsession may remain on the grounds that James Marsters is what would result if charisma and sex procreated. Plus, those curls and big blue eyes? I almost AWWed myself to death and that's just the way to go, baby!

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

You've seen the TW s2 opener, right? Gawd, James was so. damn. hot. The man walks like pure sex. *fans self*

[angelswilliam.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll agree with 2 and 3. I actually got hooked on it after seeing James's ep and have, so far, enjoyed every ep of it I've seen since. (I've only seen S1 E1-7, though, other than KKBB.)

This is sort of the same way I came into the BTVS fandom. The first ep I ever saw was "Tabula Rasa," and I was instantly hooked and immediately went through my then housemate's tapes of all the previously broadcasted shows.

Unfortunately, we don't get BBC here in the boonies, so I have to wait for my friend to mail me his recordings of the broadcasts. He's very busy, so I often have a long wait between mailings.

[athenewolfe.livejournal.com]

Gah I love your banner. Did I mention I love you banner.

I understand about Captain Jack... so droolworthy

[hello-spikey.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs*

:D

[laazikaat.livejournal.com]

I totally agree with you.

Torchwood season 2 had two absolutely amazings episodes, ep 1 and ep 13

The rest was just filler.

Those two together on screen.....thud!

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

Hrm...what do you think of my banner? I'm a little worried!

*grins*

Capt. Jack is disturbingly attractive. Seriously. He's so hot it's kinda scary...

(Much loves to you and hopefully I'll have a chance to catch up with you when I get home!)

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

No mocking the misfortunes of othe...Man, I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face. If I was you, I'd mock like hell. It's ridiculous. Torchwood is terrible! Why am I addicted to this show? I don't even want to write fic about it. I just can't stop watching it!

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

I have not seen the final episode yet. I will be back with thuds after Saturday!