Random Unqualified Statements
Apr. 13th, 2008 11:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sevendeadlyfun1.) Let me say here, now, and for the record: I do not like Torchwood. The pacing sucks, the cinematography is terrible, and two of the main character are such blatant self-inserts it's a wonder they aren't just named Mary Sue and Gary Stu outright. Torchwood is proof that while The Beeb is television for smart people, it is not television for people who enjoy coherent television. So I don't like Torchwood.
2.) But I am John Barrowman's heteronormative bitch anytime he fucking decides to call. Holy Hell! That man has so much charisma, I swear he leaks it...just a little slime trail of charisma flowing in his wake. Put him and James Marsters together on screen and I become a quivering puddle of estrogen. It's embarrassing actually. So if JB wants to be straight on the downlow? I am so there.
3.) Remember how I said I don't like Torchwood? I don't and yet I can't stop watching it. I went out and bought Season 1 just so I could look at John Barrowman whenever I want. I am a sad, sad little girl.
2.) But I am John Barrowman's heteronormative bitch anytime he fucking decides to call. Holy Hell! That man has so much charisma, I swear he leaks it...just a little slime trail of charisma flowing in his wake. Put him and James Marsters together on screen and I become a quivering puddle of estrogen. It's embarrassing actually. So if JB wants to be straight on the downlow? I am so there.
3.) Remember how I said I don't like Torchwood? I don't and yet I can't stop watching it. I went out and bought Season 1 just so I could look at John Barrowman whenever I want. I am a sad, sad little girl.