Couple O' Things

[sevendeadlyfun]

1.) I somehow ended up MST3k'ing my son's Spider-Man bedtime story into a huge slash fic. No, seriously. He may require intense therapy. On the other hand, he says that he doesn't like girls and he wants to marry his best friend, Matthew. Too soon too call, I think...

2.) Trufax, yo: I am seriously jonesing for some wickedbad daddy!kink. Srsly. Write some for me and I'll make you a pretty to go with it. Yes, I am whoring my Photoshop out for dirty pr0n. Love me?


3.) I just like tripartite lists. And I watched Ace of Cakes tonight. Am I the only one who wants some Jeff/Duff fic?

Comments

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who wants some Jeff/Duff fic?

Yes, you really are. *shudders* And what in heaven's name is/are tripartite lists?

EDIT: Ignore that last question, I'm tired and my head hurts. Tri=3, duh. *headdesk*

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

What's not to love about them? Jeff's snarky and controlling, Duff is adorable and childish and they come with cake! I see that as a fun marathon waiting to happen!

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

My HTML fail...let me show it to you

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

Because I really really really do not want a picture of naked!Duff in my head. Really really. *g*

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

I watched Ace of Cakes after we had this conversation, and I still veto the Jeff/Duff fic. You did notice just how hairy Duff is, right? Right? *g*

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

I actually woke up without a fever today, after just 11 days of having one. Imagine that?

Anyway, I saw that you wanted some daddy!kink and I know you've been picking up all the slack and dealing with the crazies over at FMK. Plus I sheep you like whoa! - so I wrote you a little pron!

It's Spike/Xander daddy!kink, which I've never done before but I figured I've done the Spangel daddy!kink to death so I'd at least try to give you something a little new. Hope it doesn't suck too much. It's on my lj and I posted a link at Darker Spike and Bloodclaim, so I figure you'll find it eventually.

Off to do laundry.

And about the Duff/Jeff - can't help you there, baby. Duff is just too hairy for my tastes. *shivers in horror*

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

LoL...man, nobody wants to give Duff any love. He's so cute and roly-poly. Sigh...

Spander daddy!kink is fucking hot and I demand more. Seriously. You must write me more of that because...uhm, because...because I want more?


*sheeps you frantically*


Loves, honey! Glad to hear you're feeling better. Gimme a call when RL slows down and I'll amuse with funny stories.


*gropes*

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

I have another week and a half of having to go to work early and do a stupid training class - then I still need to work after. I have lost my youthful zest for 12 hour days. I suspect it shall never return.

LoL...man, nobody wants to give Duff any love. He's so cute and roly-poly. Sigh...

Just for the record, I have absolutely no problem with the roly-poly. In fact he seems like a great guy on the show. It's the furry-hairy I don't deal well with. Unless we're talking werewolves, then I'm all over that in a way that could nearly be considered beastiality in some circles. But I'm sick like that and I'll just avoid those circles. Maybe Duff should get it on with a werewolf... or I could pretend he's like a really cuddly werewolf... Nope, sorry, I just can't.

Spander daddy!kink is fucking hot and I demand more. Seriously. You must write me more of that because...uhm, because...because I want more?

I totally agree with you about the hot. And it's certainly very difficult to disagree with the logic of "I want more", but I was just thinking you should write it. Because you're better at Spander. And that's what I want. Yeah.

*snuggles you up with fluffy sheep*