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I need to find some Chef RPS...no, not that creepy guy from South Park! Eugh...No, I'm talking Robert Irvine, Gordon Ramsey, Anthony Bourdain...Real Chefs who, can I just say, I would pay actual money to lick? Seriously, folks. Watching Tyler Florence and Robert Irvine swing chocolate and frosting around got me worked up....I'm a sad sad little girl...

on 2007-11-26 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] spikeslovebite.livejournal.com
I'm a sad sad little girl...

but wicked funny!!

don't feel bad dearie...i still get tingly when Emerill says BAM! LOL
Edited on 2007-11-26 03:16 am (UTC)

on 2007-11-26 03:43 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com
I agree with all your choices except Gordon Ramsey. I hate that foul-mouthed narcissistic camera whore. *growls*

on 2007-11-26 10:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] spankspike.livejournal.com
OMG! Me too! There used to be some Food Network slash out there. I saw it once but I don't remember where.

Tyler Florence is a pretty, pretty man - even if he has gotten a little plump lately. And Anthony Bourdain, he's such a bastard... and he can do me any time he likes. Damn he's hot!

As for Robert Irvine, I'm just sure he's a total leather daddy when he's at home - and that he bottoms for some tiny little guy. I can see it. Arianna and I talk about it every time we see him. Tom (who's last name I suddenly can't remember) the judge from Top Chef is her favorite though.

In other news - OMGWTFBBQ I wrote Spander!

on 2007-11-26 02:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com
Finally! Nobody else understands my attraction to complete bastards like you do. I'm always like "I want to fuck Anthony Bourdain because he's mean" and people act like I'm weird...

*shakes head*

Some people...go figure. And Spander?? That is an OMGWTFBBQ....meet you at your journal!

on 2007-11-27 06:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] spankspike.livejournal.com
Finally! Nobody else understands my attraction to complete bastards like you do. I'm always like "I want to fuck Anthony Bourdain because he's mean" and people act like I'm weird...

When he kept guest judging on Top Chef, Arianna and I were like "YessSSsssSS!!!!" He is a bastard and I want him to fuck the hell out of me! I just bet when he does those traveling chef series he not only samples the local cuisine in every backwater jungle cafe, but I think he tries himself a 'ho in every port as well. He just seems like the type of guy who would really enjoy a cheap prostitute. Which is why I'm perfect for him really.

Maybe I should be a little concerned that the daughter is also attracted to bastards. Didn't fare too well with the real life bastards myself.

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