Fandom Drama Drinking Game

[sevendeadlyfun]

In the spirit of thievery love that is the internet at large, I found this over at Smart Bitches, who stole found and modified it from its (I think) original version at Mrs.Giggles. Since it works so perfectly for the latest rounds of fandom/LJ/real life wankery, I thought I'd pass it on, totally taken out of context suitably modified.

Frowning Dire Disclaimer: You are responsible for what, where, and how much you drink. If you're not old enough drink by the laws of your nation, state, county, city, hamlet, Middlesex village or farm, you probably shouldn't. Don't blame me for any legal problems, broken marriages, killer hangovers or poor choices in nude companions...I have enough of those of my own to worry about.


"Anonymous" rants= 1 sip

Pure Pollyanna "Let's Get Along" rants= 1 sip

Complaints about too much sex in fic= 2 sips

Complaints about not enough sex in fic= 2 sips

Fanon versus Canon arguments= 3 sips

Fanon versus Canon arguments where anyone at all claims to "know" the characters better than Joss Whedon=16 sips

My favorite author is better than your favorite author diatribes=3 sips

Flouncing of any sort=4 sips

Irritating bitchery about the inordinate amount of OOC fic based solely on Ranty McRant's opinion of the character=6 sips

Whining about "the good old days" of fandom when all authors were so much more talented and didn't have to have all these lame-ass comms and graphics= 8 sips

Commenters who believe their personal trauma gives them massive amounts of entitlement to pass judgement on whatever is being discussed=2 sips and some bar snacks of choice

Commenters who wander into a journal, start a huge brawl and then complain that no one gets along anymore=1 sip

Commenters who ignore both ratings and warnings, only to collapse in tears that they were forced, *forced*, to read such awful trash/dreck/schmoop=7 sips

Authors who refuse to attach warnings to their fics and then collapse in tears when they get chewed out=7 sips

Authors who categorically refuse to learn anything about: the show, the characters, the mechanics of sex, or the laws of physics=9 sips

Authors who categorically refuse to learn anything about: grammar, spelling or the grammar/spellcheck feature of their chosen word processing program and then complain when their mistakes are pointed out=10 sips

Authors who demand, *demand*, con/crit and then flounce AND collapse in tears when it's given=11 sips

Any author, commenter, or fan who rants about how "mean", "cruel", or "heartless" other authors, commenters, or fans are= 3 sips

Any author, commenter, or fan who rants about meanness and then proceeds to snark, snipe, and belittle everyone who disagrees=9 sips

Anyone who posts a huge long kerfuffley rant about they have no opinion and thus won't be saying anything about this at all ever in any way=15 sips

My 'ship is better than your 'ship=drain the bottle

Comments

[hotspur18.livejournal.com]

*giggles* But darling, my ship IS better than your ship! *drains bottle and falls over*

*hic*

*mumbles*

Shtand b'wharr I shaid.

Hehehe.

:-) xx

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

you drained the bottle and you're standing? huh...for those kind of cojones, I'll concede the point...Especially as I don't have a 'ship to defend...:)


Long live hotspur18's 'ship!

[lilithbint.livejournal.com]

*finishes first bottle by point nine*
Well you didn't state the size of said sips.
*gives up on other points and goes straight to last three with new bottle*

*goes blind*

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

True, I didn't...my fault. But, if you go blind, you won't be able to see well enough to type. And if you can't type, you can't write more fic and THAT would be a tragedy...smaller sips?


*gropes you since you can't see*

[lilithbint.livejournal.com]

*jumps at the grope*
luckily I can type by feel...