Couple O' Things

1.) I somehow ended up MST3k'ing my son's Spider-Man bedtime story into a huge slash fic. No, seriously. He may require intense therapy. On the other hand, he says that he doesn't like girls and he wants to marry his best friend, Matthew. Too soon too call, I think...

2.) Trufax, yo: I am seriously jonesing for some wickedbad daddy!kink. Srsly. Write some for me and I'll make you a pretty to go with it. Yes, I am whoring my Photoshop out for dirty pr0n. Love me?


3.) I just like tripartite lists. And I watched Ace of Cakes tonight. Am I the only one who wants some Jeff/Duff fic?