Jackboots and Bubblegum

Pairing: None

Rating: G

A/N: There's been kerfuffle. There's been drama. There's been angst. I know nothing about how this started and I kinda don't care. But, for the record, feel free to criticize, critique or otherwise be mean to me, personally. There is no canon but canon and Joss is its prophet...Another crack!fic by me and kidcyclone . The snark is free, the bad characterizations you have to pay for :)

Pairing: Angel/?

Rating: NC-17 like whoa

Warnings: It's vampire slash...there's sex, blood, and bad words.

A/N: Inspired by a line from thismaz's fic "Road Trip". I'll post the line at the end of the story because I don't want to spoil the surprise.

Pairing: DB/JM

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: m/m sex, language

A/N: RPS fic written in response to a feedmykink  challenge. When in James is brought over to AtS, David decides to get a little revenge. It doesn't work out quite like he expected. This is my first RPS fic, written for my favorite RPS author. I know absolutely nothing about the actors, and I'm sure it shows. To my knowledge, nothing like this ever actually happened and my work of fiction should not be construed as an implication to the contrary.

Pairing: Spike/Angelus

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Slash, bit of blood, daddy!kink

A/N: Co-written with kidcyclone , this was based on the prompts "spatula", "blue", and "New Orleans". Just a little bit of slashy silliness to lighten the mood. I'll return to "Live the Questions" after this. Enjoy!

Pairing: Darla/Buffy

Rating: Hard R

Warnings: character death, tiny bit of femslash, non-con, language

A/N: The title and quote are from Dorothy Parker, who I think would have impressed Darla considerably.  Takes place in an AU version of the Season 1 episode "Angel".

A/N: This was written for a feedmykink  challenge, which asked for a post-NFA Shanshu'ed Liam and Will to be rescued by Riley Finn. Riley had to be a nice sympathetic character, so if you disagree with the characterization, remember it was requested. I'm not a big Riley fan, but I did my best not to make him a jerk.

Pairing: Liam/Will/Riley

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: slight angst, a bit of schmoop, and m/m/m sex

A/N: Once again for girlpire  who likes five things every now and again. Plus, I think she's upset and I'd like to see her unupset. Okay, that's not really a word but the feeling is genuine...

Rating: PG-13 to NC-17

Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: Eh, Hard R, maybe?
For a FmK challenge. In "Beneath You", Nancy asks if any of the gang haven't slept together. Spike and Xander exchange a look. What's up with that?

A/N: Small bits of dialogue taken from BtVS episodes "Entropy", "Seeing Red", and "Beneath You". As usual, no infringement intended, etc...This is my first Spander. Be kind...honest, but kind. Title taken from Juvenal's "Satires", "Revenge is the abject pleasure of an abject mind."




                                

Pairing: Ghost!Spike/Angel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: masturbation and sex toys
A/N: For lilithbint who requested a voyeuristic Ghost!Spike watching Angel get his rocks off. Consider them completely gotten off, lover!                




The End

A/N: This is an early birthday fic for lilithbint  who wanted "rich helping of daddy!kink where Angel is in Sunnydale after the scene where Buffy beats up Spike in the alley and leaves him there but she has beaten him up worse than in the episode.Angel finds him takes him back to the crypt and tends his wounds. But because of the injuries and to make his boy feel better Angel sucks him and rides him before finally fucking Spike..." Here it is, sweetie! Hope you like it!

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: implied violence, m/m sexual situations, foul language

Disclaimer: I only take them out of their packages to play. But I always put them away nicely when I'm done.