Torchwoodverse Conundrum: Whedon-style

[sevendeadlyfun]

Because following one continuity disabled fandom isn't enough for me, I'm watching Torchwood. Not sure I'll ever do more than dabble but it's late and I still don't have Angel Season 4 plus the man loving does give Torchwood a slight edge over the Buffy S6 naked Spike. But, here's a very serious question:



Where do the weevils get their clothes? They're supposedly animalistic, nearly mindless alien predators but they have clothes? This is starting to trip me out, which is sure sign I'm overthinking at a desperately late hour. However, I'm enthralled by this notion of Captain Jack, Time Slut and Humanitarian, dressing all the naked weevils...

They have clothes. This should not be and yet it is. I am confused and shall retire to contemplate GDL wanking to hot fanfic. If anyone knows why the weevils have clothes, I will offer you many kisses and at least a little inappropriate touching.

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[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

plus the man loving does give Torchwood a slight edge over the Buffy S6 naked Spike.

*blinks*

You're kidding, right?

And strangely enough, I don't currently have a naked!Spike icon to go with this comment. *scratches head*

[lilithbint.livejournal.com]

If you look closely (don't ask why I would do such a thing) the boiler suits they wear appear to have Torchwood logos.
So I'm guessing there's like an entry point for Weevils into Cardiff where Ianto hands out boiler suits, food stamps and an address for the church flop house.

The sheer amount of near naked man flesh in TW makes up for a lot doesn't it? As well as the wonderful amounts of man snoggage as well.

[athenewolfe.livejournal.com]

blinks

I will now be disturbed and ponder the clothes wearing weevils for quite some time. Wow ....

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

s6 Naked Spike has Buffy. Torchwood only has many naked mens. That does tip the balance slightly in favor of Torchwood, the less Buffy parts. If we could have canon Spander or Spangel...that would be a whole different ball of wax! :)

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing there's like an entry point for Weevils into Cardiff where Ianto hands out boiler suits, food stamps and an address for the church flop house.


I wish to see this in fic form. For the lulz.

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

See? It's one of those brain-breaking things. Where do weevils get their clothes? You could totally think about that one all night and get nowhere. It's the Torchwood equivalent of one hand clapping...

[laazikaat.livejournal.com]

You know I won't be able to sleep tonight now, don't you?

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

It is disturbing, isn't it? All those weevils wearing identical jumpsuits and no bloody idea how they got them...

Brain breaking.

[athenewolfe.livejournal.com]

I was clearing out my inbox and am still distrubed about the weevils wearing clothes/ Now I can't think of anything else!

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

Told you so. It totally worms inside your mind and you can't stop wondering. Evil. :)