At first I was afraid/I was petrified

Remix time! I love Remix time! Except when I don't - I mean I do but there's a certain lack of excitement right now. I've got my assignment and I've picked my story but it was sort of a by default as almost all the others are terribly 'shippy fluff and we've met me. I'm neither 'shippy nor fluffy but if I were, it would not be this 'ship nor this fluff. I'm not saying the stories are bad. Far from it.

But there's no way I can remix them without HOLY SWEET FANCY MOSES getting rid of at least one of the characters. And that is quite against the rules. Luckily I found a tiny itsy-bitsy little wee story off in a corner that seems very amenable to being remixed a la the comics.

Now, I just have write the bloody thing...