Just For Me
Jan. 19th, 2007 09:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kidcyclone and I have been spending way a lot of time on AIM together lately. The sort of chit chatting that two fanfic writers inevitably do when they're writing and reading and BS'ing their way through a night. What kinks work well and which one sort of fall flat, how the nature of evil is expressed through clothing and bad hats (Kid: I always imagined Darla attacking the clothing stylist at BtVS and asking if they thought evil vampiresses would be reduced to wearing dead pigeons on their heads). So, we got to talking about gay vampire sex and I started bitching about how every single darn fanfic writer gives Angel a bigger cock. I don't see why. Sure, bigger build and all but take it from someone who has screwed her way through America's Armed Forces: Body size and cock size are not always equitable. And plus, I like Spike more so I think he should have a bigger cock. This led to much silliness and creating of slogans, such as "Spike's cock: big enough to feed the whole family" and "Spike's cock: big enough to fuck Buffy and Angel at the same time" and that sort of nonsense.
Well, Kid came up with The.Best. Line. Ever. She wrote, "Spike's cock, as big as a french baguette" and I told her that if she would build a fic around that line, I would write her whatever she wanted. So, here is the fic she wrote based on that line. You have to read it because, hey! Somebody finally gave Spike the bigger cock. And all for me. I love that girl!