UPDATE

[sevendeadlyfun]

That chicken I mentioned? Came with more than just feets. Y'all, this is the first time cooking dinner ever involved DECAPITATION.

Although bright side - no eyes. OMG, that is my bright side now. SEND MORE SKEEVY PORN.

Comments

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

I would die. Seriousreals!

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna lie, I seriously considered just chucking the bird and pretending it had gone whiffy. BUT, it was 10 euros and I hate to waste food. So I had to just push through. Seeing the feets and the head in the sink was enough to make me light-headed though. OMG JAMIE FEETS AND HEAD IN MY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

[kindredspirit75.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid, they would kill the chicken for you right there at the butcher shop! And yes, we got feets and the head was still attached.

I like things the way they are today, nice and neat... and I won't eat anything that has eyes staring back at me.