Oh God. You don't know how tempted I am to bid just so I can claim I "purchased your services." Of course my pairing of choice would be D'Hoffryn and the Mayor. Was that it? *g*

*squish*

It's also comforting to see our economy rapidly descending into the shitter. Lets all pool our resources and creative one those experimental communities in the boonies for fic writers. How long do you think it might last before all the anonymous sex and wank drove everyone insane?